The Pixel Questionnaire: Kacey Schneider


Category: Strategy


Our Chief Panda Officer, always near the genesis of an inspired idea (or cocktail), often recalls Marcel Proust’s wit for answering Victorian parlor game questions. Pixel has traveled far from the salons of Paris, but her interest remains piqued in which questions truly reflect a person’s character. Packing just the right amount of punch, NJI created The Pixel Questionnaire to give a glimpse into the inner workings of some of our most intriguing minds.

Our Account Director Kacey Schneider put down her dirty martini and set aside her mermaid ambitions to share a little insight about what makes her one-of-a-kind.

What is your most unusual talent?

My chicken voice.

On what occasions do you lie?

Never (….said with fingers crossed)

What is your spirit animal?


If not yourself, who would you be?

A mermaid.

If you had a superpower?

Time travel.

What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator?

Dance party with emergency phone karaoke.

What is your favorite drink?

Dirty Aviation martini with blue-cheese stuffed olives.

If a movie were made about your career, what would be the title?

The Jungle Gym: From Surfing and Teaching to Strategy

You’ve been given an elephant. What do you do?

Mud bath. Immediately.

What’s the greatest length you’ve gone to for a client?

Talking through the run-of-show for an upcoming event while on a catamaran cruise.

If you could breed two animals together, what would they be?

Honey badger + dolphin.

If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?


If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?


Your most treasured possession?

The childhood doll I slept with growing up.

Do you have any superstitions?

If your team starts winning, you must wear the outfit you were wearing for the rest of the season until/if they lose. No exceptions.

If you could go back in time, where would you go?

Les Années Folles (Paris in the 1920s).

Garden gnomes — what do you think?

No thank you.

What one object do you take with you on a desert island (you have water and food already)?


Who inspires you?

Sarah McBride

What is something you hate but wish you loved?


What is something you get wrong every time you try?

Target DIY furniture

Who would you like to sit next to on a 10 hour flight?

Stacey Abrams

If NJI were a television show or movie, what would it be?


Who will Pixel interview next? The subject is yet to be revealed, but your patience will be rewarded. She always has the most unexpected ideas.

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