NJI Unsolved Mysteries: Much Tastier than the 90s TV Show and with fewer aliens (we hope)

NJI Media is known for having an abundance of snacks and beverages stocked in our kitchen in order to keep our team running 24/7.  In fact, a recent study concluded that our team could survive for 163 days on our stockpiled Twizzlers and VitaminWater alone. However, someone or something has taken NJI snacking to an even further extreme.  

We have recently been bombarded with sweets on a weekly basis ranging from cupcakes to brownies.  Our thorough investigations have led nowhere. The only theory is that the Flying Spaghetti Monster may be behind this sugary mystery.   

Below are some of the photos taken from the evidence file.

Exhibit A: Safari themed cupcakes arrived after our recent expansion of services to the African continent.  

Exhibit B: Cookies the size of your face. Very tempting indeed.  

Exhibit C: Remnants of what was a large assortment of candy.  

Despite the unknown origin of these treats, most of our team has indulged in them without question while others have stayed strong and not been tempted.  Regardless, we are all left waiting in suspense to uncover the mystery behind our diet breaking sugar highs and food comas. 

We have very few leads to work from and are asking the general public for help.  If you know of a client, employee or higher power that is sending our team weekly treats, please call our tip line at 202-965-8406 or email unsolved.mysteries@njimedia.com.