The Panda

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I am no longer responding to emails, messages, or tweets about where I am from, where I went to school, or what I do in my free time. That goes for you too, Leo. If you want to know anything about me, you can find it here.

I only smoke when I drink coffee. I drink coffee constantly. It is true that pandas have an opposable thumb. I use mine to hitchhike on the George Washington Parkway, grasp a cold beer, and hit the spacebar on my computer.

I’m classically trained in chess, and I spend most of my weekends hustling tourists in Washington Square Park.

This year I will celebrate my five year anniversary with NJI Media. I work in operations and make sure there’s no trouble. I show up on time and leave on time.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM JOB?

Skeeball Champion

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER?

Xena

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY?

I’m not active.

WHAT ARE AN INFLUENCER OF?

Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors

WHEN I'M NOT AT WORK, I...

am at the truck stop.

Most Recent from Mr. Panda

Keep It Weird

Inc. magazine offers a perspective today that may be awash among companies that adopt their competitor’s style. Never do this. It makes you lame. There are some brands that already get it. Marshall’s turned its limited, unpredictable inventory into a treasure hunt. Southwest made peanuts a celebration of savings and an inspiration for a nutty culture. Ikea made Swedish meatballs part of the furniture shopping experience. The city of Austin was smart enough to realize that becoming commoditized would zap the soul out of the city. “Keep Austin Weird” was a slogan adopted, lest they forget (and the inspiration for […]

October 28, 2014